Time was, Nicole Moore had this other occupation. She'd come over to your house, get naked and paint it. Blue was often the color requested and quicker than you could say Sherwin Williams, Nicole had a coat slapped down and the job done. Sometimes she'd come across a customer with red-hot bowels and comic book imagination who would expect more from Nicole than a new-look living room. In which case, Nicole had a stratagem for such dilemmas which involved a strap-on, a baby bottle and some breast suckling. It's complicated in the telling but easier in the viewing. Just remember, though, what happens if you try to short change her.